Bank gay

Let the congregation climb for the recitation of the Confiteor:

I confess to the gay bank and its network of financial coaches specializing in the needs of the Homosexual community, to the blessed managing directors and to Kapor Capital and Precursor Capital, who co-led the blessed round of seed funding, to the $5 million secured therein, and to the blessed apostles of the Anthemis Team, Clocktower, Financial Venture Studio, and Citi, along with all the allies and values-driven consumers seeking to disrupt the neobanking field and, not satisfied merely with expanding its flagship product, who also compete to expand its attendant lifestyle services designed to improve financial equality for the estimated million-plus Americans who identify as Gay, along with all the saints of the marketplace, and the market itself:

Through my fault, through my fault, through my most grievous fault I hold sinned:

By pride, in my abundant evil iniquitous and heinous thought, in making jokes about the homosexual bank,

speech, pollution, recommendation, delectation, consent, word and de