Men who self suck
A Cultural History of Men Sucking Their Own Dicks
When I was a freshman in boarding school, pos got around that the kid in Room could suck his own dick.
My barely pubescent classmates and I were envious, and beyond inquisitive.
He can do what?!?!?!
We’d all tried (an unscientific poll revealed most guys do) and failed (the same poll revealed most guys can’t) to duplicate the act ourselves. Someone called bullshit and demanded proof, which is how the entirety of the freshman dorm (minus the Brothers Wang) ended up in Room , mouths agape in anticipation, eyes transfixed on a waifish blond boy effortlessly contorting — as he’d so clearly done before — preparing himself for autofellatio. Near-certain success was abruptly interrupted by the faculty prefect, who, rightly suspicious of something odd afoot in Room , swiftly dispersed the ogling crowd.
Such enthusiasm spawned from the evidence that sucking one’s have member becomes an aspirational goal of boys of a certain age who suddenly become hellbent on getting anyone — or anything — to execute the same.
“Jealous people get annoyed a
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There&#;s nothing like a blowjob in the morning, right? But where do you get one when your dream partner isn&#;t lying next to you and is just as interested in your morning wood? How about auto fellatio? This term refers to the fine art of self-sucking. That&#;s right, we&#;re talking about you giving yourself a blowjob. Surely you&#;ve thought about it too, right? We&#;ll inform you what&#;s behind this myth. Is it really possible and if so, how?
Is auto fellatio really possible?
It&#;s impossible to provide a blanket “yes or no” answer here, because it depends on many factors. The slimmer you are, the higher the probability. As sexy as you may be as a bear, a belly can be a hindrance when your lips long for to encircle your leading asset.
In addition, however, you also need the right mobility in your neck and spine. If you also have a immense penis, the conditions are optimal for you to get at least part of your penis in your mouth. Deep Throat? Let&#;s at least command that out.
Why self-sucking can be worthwhile
At this direct, you may be asking yourself
Come on, you comprehend you&#;ve tried it. If you include a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you&#;ve tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants. That&#;s OK, bloke has been trying to get that thing into his mouth since the dawn of day. Unfortunately, most of us can&#;t execute it and may just need to rely on one of the most brilliant inventions &#; a blowjob machine.
The worst part about that one inch that keeps your dick head from your sweet, kind lips is that we know there are guys out there who can actually bridge that abyss—and they&#;re not even contortionists or freaks with a whole foot of pipe in their briefs. These are just normal guys who have the gift of self-pleasure, although having a penis pump might help you obtain there.
Here are some tips from two different guys who can both fellate their own tiny fella. One is Deviant Kade, an adult video musician who often performs his penile parlor trick for the camera with a variety of top-notch sex toys, and the other is a young gentleman named Jo
Admit it, you know why you clicked.
Not many people openly speak about it, but it's something everyone is curious about. (Hello ladies, we see you too).
Oh and by the way, the proper term is autofellatio.
It was brought to our attention (again) here at The Hook Up, thanks to the new HBO series The Hour Traveler's Wife in which the main character, Henry, travels support in time to go down on himself.
Twitter (obviously) blew up with people admitting giving themselves sucky sucky is something they would do.
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Despite autofellatio being a bit of a taboo topic, we knew people were searching for it online. Recently Vice Australia posted on their Instagram that their How To Suck Your Have Dick article was their most clicked article of the year.
And recently podcaster Joe Rogan admitted it was something he could do.
"I'm very flexible, I can suck my own dick if I wanted to. I put it around my tackle just to know I could do it." (Thanks Joe, weird flex, but also nobody asked).